Random Tumblr Themes

hazelrace:

you could have reblogged that from me

We were so close. We can be like that again.

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

bradley-herondale:

My sister was playing some kind of question game on her Kindle two rooms away and I heard her ask herself in frustration: “Who the heck lives on 221B baker street?! This is impossible!” And I am not exaggerating when I say I slammed my hands into my keyboard and:

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She proceeded to yell back: “THANK YOU, NERD!”

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

ladyhistory:

thedalekzhavetheimpala:

why

I have been laughing for like 10 minutes

laclefdescoeurs:

Grasslands of the Świsłocka Forest - Scorching June, 1938, Stanisław Żukowski

laclefdescoeurs:

Grasslands of the Świsłocka Forest - Scorching June, 1938, Stanisław Żukowski

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

pixalry:

Kanto Illustrations 001 - 026 - Created by Piper Thibodeau

Be sure to follow the artist on Tumblr!

Check out #027 - 049 here

adathranduil:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: I’m staring into a lightless abyss. Steve Roger’s unconditional loyalty to Bucky Barnes has made me a shell of a human being; the fact that Bucky saved Steve’s life without even really knowing who he was has crushed my soul. If you’re not here to talk to me about the winter soldier, don’t talk to me at all. I’m with you til the end of the line, pal.

collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

collegehumor:

Late fees are no laughing matter at the Gotham Library.

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

literally buy me a cat and i will seriously do anything you ask me to

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this website is so fucked up

epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset