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Jul 30 2014

my-flourish-and-blotts:

fandoms—assemble:

so i was reading the comments on the orlando bloom/ justin bieber video and i came across this gem

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i am crYING

(Source: fandoms--assemble, via hummingbird-hooligan)

Jul 30 2014

paintdeath:

Sue Webster and Tim Noble

paintdeath:

Sue Webster and Tim Noble

(via thiccthot)

Jul 30 2014

Unusual date ideas

evilsupplyco:

  1. Raise the dead
  2. Overthrow a nation
  3. Destroy a hero base of operations
  4. Poison a neighboring town’s water supply
  5. Summon demons

(via thiccthot)

Jul 30 2014

(Source: tortillah, via heyfunniest)

Jul 30 2014

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

(Source: d0nn0, via luciferssuccessor)

Jul 30 2014

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via studip)

Jul 30 2014

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

Jul 30 2014

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes, via hi)

Jul 30 2014

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

businesseswithmemefonts:

This is a god damn front for something I’m sure of it

(via bacconwizard)

Jul 30 2014

michaxl:

the first person to be mute must have been like

(Source: michaxl, via thiccthot)

Jul 30 2014

(Source: pleatedjeans, via fstw)

Jul 30 2014

draakarys:

has anyone done this already? Can we have a Cell Block Tango cover with the Game of Thrones cast please?

(Source: katnisseverdden, via hummingbird-hooligan)

Jul 30 2014

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

(via hummingbird-hooligan)

Jul 30 2014

Jul 30 2014

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

SAD TRASH BABY

*sobbing* while *laughing*

(Source: protectcharles, via teamfreekickass)

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