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Oct 20 2014

Oct 20 2014

kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via 2fuckingbad)

Oct 20 2014

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via circumcising)

Oct 20 2014

Oct 20 2014

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

shark-b0y:

JOIN THE SKELETON WAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUN, THEY SAID. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE I AM CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF A FUCKING BUILDING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT ASS WAR. FUCK YOU, JERRY, THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA

(via 2fuckingbad)

Oct 20 2014

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

(Source: theonion, via beyoncebeytwice)

Oct 20 2014

whittneydoll:

picturejockey:

tastefullyoffensive:

[kevinkelm]

This is cruel beyond measure.

I love people who invest their own money into pranks. It shows how dedicated they are.

(via 2fuckingbad)

Oct 20 2014

Oct 19 2014

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

homme-brella:

I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED

(via whatsupwiththisguys)

Oct 19 2014

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

(via unclefather)

Oct 19 2014

(Source: chelsahhdelic, via unclefather)

Oct 19 2014

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(Source: tinymaw, via unclefather)

Oct 19 2014

Oct 19 2014

stability:

a work of art

(via whitedad)

Oct 18 2014

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